Sooooo, I'm looking for a little support here, a little understanding, and complete honesty. DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE GROSS KIDS! Don't judge me for asking. I know these blogs are for the adorable and cute. Despite my best efforts for a clean home with gleaming white base boards, sparkling tubs, and well behaved children who help accomplish all this, I have fallen short. As I was getting in the shower this morning and found what I found I was awfully grateful for making my boys bathe the night before so they didn't have to sleep in their filth.
This is what I found....
This dirty little hand print on the wall, and real honest to goodness ring left in the bath tub. How do they get THAT dirty?
I'm constantly finding other little gems around the house too. For example, just today I was gladly scrubbing their toilet when I saw a brown colored, shiny wad of something behind the toilet on the floor touching the floorboard. After careful inspection of said wad, I realized it was a piece of caramel Christmas candy. I thought the candy to be long gone, but lo they must have a stash somewhere. This piece was particularly hard to get off because it had already been in one of their delightful little mouths and then politely spit on the floor directly behind the garbage can. Other gems I find aren't as sweet. Actually they are boogars. I can't decide if I would rather he eat them, or pick them and keep wiping them on his clothes and bed, wall, ceiling, floor, and who knows where else!
SO the support I'm looking for, is for you to share on your blogs, gross stories of your kids, if you don't have kids yet, tell me about your husbands,(We know how gross they can be. I'll spare Andrew since I'm outing my kids.) nieces, nephews, or even your dogs. Okay, no dogs, it has to be comparable to my kids. And even though my kids sound like animals they technically aren't. So spill it, tell me your dirt, your gross kid stories. I have more but I'm just venting right now!
6 months ago